BECAUSE AT 50, LIFE'S SIMPLER NOW.
OLD MAN
DECISION MAKER™
SCOTT'S 50TH BIRTHDAY EDITION
TWO HEADS. ZERO TOUGH DECISIONS.

Modern problems.
One dependable answer.

At last, a precision decision-making device engineered for someone who has earned the right to stop overthinking things.

Flip the coin. Call heads. Receive the calm reassurance that you were right all along.

Old Man Decision Maker product packaging

Field-tested decisions

Take a nap?

Heads: Take a nap

Heads: Rest my eyes

Go out tonight?

Heads: Stay home

Heads: Go out, then wish I'd stayed home

Fix it yourself?

Heads: Spend 3 hours fixing it

Heads: Spend 4 hours explaining why it was easy

Buy something new?

Heads: Keep the old one

Heads: They don't make 'em like they used to

Set the thermostat?

Heads: Turn it down

Heads: Ask who touched it

Admit you're wrong?

Heads: No

Heads: Definitely not

“FLIP IT. RELAX. SAME ANSWER.”
NAPS SOLVE MOST THINGS.

Satisfied decision-makers*

I used to waste entire minutes weighing my options. Now I flip once and get back to sitting down.

Bill H., 62 · Patio Chair Enthusiast
Would flip again

Finally, a system with no confusing settings, subscriptions, passwords, or software updates.

Tim D., 55 · Keeper of the Thermostat
Approved

My family says both sides are heads. I say that's the kind of negative thinking this product eliminates.

Eric F., 51 · Garage Supervisor
Problem solved

I needed a gift for my friend Scott, who was turning 50, and this really helped me out of a couple jams.

Mike N., 55 · Decision Maker
Decided

*Testimonials are indicative of the no-nonsense decision making capabilities of this product.